A properly dignified back-pages conversation
BlightRazor: Okay. I'll bite. What's the deal with the rabbit?
winterbitten: Do you recall how a number of the eggs hidden for Noblegarden this year were hexed?
BlightRazor: Someone might have mentioned it in passing, yes. That part of the year was.. blurry.
winterbitten: They transformed anyone who touched them into rabbits.
BlightRazor: *blot* Are you saying.. *pen taps* You should elaborate.
winterbitten: Rabbits apparently lay eggs.
BlightRazor: Are you saying that this rabbit is technically your -child-?
winterbitten: Technically. Yes.
BlightRazor: *large blot* You win.
winterbitten: Thank you. I trust you will not share what I have told you here.
BlightRazor: No, no. Your secret is safe..
winterbitten: Again, you have my thanks.
Bunny Etiquette
When you’re eating in front of other people and you’re all:
but when nobody’s looking you’re all:
